ADOPTION
Rather than sending a way for a cow berry seed or two consider visiting the Save Our Cow Plant Foundation and adopting a fully grown plant in need of a loving home.
Each of our plants have been rescued from abusive and neglectful situations, given medical attention by both a veterinarian and botanist, and completely rehabilitated. These plants are often starved in order to turn them into "guard animals" while others are raised by "milkers".
Milkers are people who raise cow plants exclusively for their milk. This is a highly illegal practice as it requires the cow plant to fed humans. Most unsolved missing persons cases have been attributed to milkers. A human diet results in the in production of a highly addictive milk-like substance that enhances emotions, both positive and negative ones. It has become the designer drug of choice in Sim City, replacing ecstasy, ketamine, and 2C-E. 8 ounces of milk sells for nearly a thousand simoleons on the black market.
Each of our plants have been rescued from abusive and neglectful situations, given medical attention by both a veterinarian and botanist, and completely rehabilitated. These plants are often starved in order to turn them into "guard animals" while others are raised by "milkers".
Milkers are people who raise cow plants exclusively for their milk. This is a highly illegal practice as it requires the cow plant to fed humans. Most unsolved missing persons cases have been attributed to milkers. A human diet results in the in production of a highly addictive milk-like substance that enhances emotions, both positive and negative ones. It has become the designer drug of choice in Sim City, replacing ecstasy, ketamine, and 2C-E. 8 ounces of milk sells for nearly a thousand simoleons on the black market.
We screen every potential candidate for adoption to help ensure than the cow plants we are placing do not end up back in an abusive situation.
We verify that the plant will have enough room to grow, that it will have access to both a veterinarian and botanist in case it becomes sick. After a criminal background check is done, educational counseling is provided to ensure the proper care and feeding as well as the emotional well being of the plants that we place. Our counselor work one on one with every candidate to find the cow plant right for them. This may include a home visit to inspect the yard and soil, interviews with friends and family, and follow up visits to check on the cow plant after placement. We will also continue to provide ongoing education and support, keeping people up to date on the latest scientific findings to help them best care for their cow plants. |
SPONSORING A PLANT
If you can't adopt, consider sponsoring a plant. Sponsored plants spend their lives in one of the lush gardens at the Save Our Cow Plants foundation. Sponsoring a plant costs just $25 simoleons a month. That's less than what most people spend monthly on pretentious coffee. That $25 a month will provide a cow plant with the proper food and care. You will be able to visit your cow plant during our normal business hours. For those that can't visit their plant, they will receive pictures of their plant with a periodic update on how it's doing. Contact us for more information.